- Poor decisions make for great stories and better memories.
- It would be hard for me to get by without sarcasm and a sense of humor.
- There are times I can look at my watch 5 times and still not know what time is.
- My playlist is always on shuffle and I will continuously skip through until I find the song I want to listen to.
- Taking a dump or nap is suppose to fix 90% of health-related concerns.
- I never wish for this to happen, but God-forbid years to come I find out I have trouble conceiving, I'm calling "Plan B" and asking for all my money back.
- Realized why they coined the name "Starbucks" ...only stars were meant to pay that kinda bucks for a freakin cup of coffee (yea yea, I'll still drink a fancy-ccino IF I really crave it)
- There have been a few occassions where I'm yelling at the person I'm on the phone with because I have 'lost my phone.'
- "Aye you having a bad hair day?" is not a conversation starter thats gonna get you anywhere. Just cuz my hair is big and curly and not silky straight doesnt make it bad! And, shit maybe i was goin for the messed up look - my hair would be the only thing i want messed up, not my night - so pls back up mister and pick ur game off the floor while u at it :-D lol
x
Mel
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